Dear Ashley,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember your reincarnation as an eskimo.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Riley
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